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BloodStone
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May 19, 2009 - 8:43 pm
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I usually just count the squares on my shower curtain.

Still haven't been in there long enough to know how many there are. 😀

BloodStone...

If it were raining hookers, I'd get hit by a fag.

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May 19, 2009 - 8:52 pm
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Man that would be a real bad day if you were there that long! 😯 Laugh Laugh

Read between the lies

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I've never understood why people take so damn long that they have time to READ before dropping one.

Get some more fiber in your diets, for Christ's sake!

War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

War = Life

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May 20, 2009 - 5:29 am
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It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at. I'm certain that many of the greatest songs of the last 50 years were at least partially written on the john.

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"Mr_Headshot" wrote: It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at. I'm certain that many of the greatest songs of the last 50 years were at least partially written on the LSD

Fixed.

War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

War = Life

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May 20, 2009 - 7:10 am
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that too

lucifer sam's still around here somewhere...

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May 20, 2009 - 8:47 am
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Alright...being a girl, I always sit...in public restrooms there is often graffiti. Here is one I remember from waaaay back.

If you sprinkle where you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values. Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen... - Zbigniew Brezhinsky

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"Mr_Headshot" wrote: It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at.

Right. 😕 Laugh

Read between the lies

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May 23, 2009 - 8:28 pm
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Yeah...relaxing...

For Nesaie
Name this movie:

Why are you looking up here when the joke is in your hand?

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