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bionic
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June 25, 2011 - 7:40 pm
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take a benadryl

How to handle someone that is full of shite?

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

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June 25, 2011 - 8:36 pm
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Ignore them.

What do you do if you don't know how to ignore someone?

"it is easy to grow crazy"

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June 26, 2011 - 8:38 am
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Fake it.

If you have an itch, should you scratch it?

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

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June 26, 2011 - 11:07 am
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Always.

What if you scratch so much you get scabs?

"it is easy to grow crazy"

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June 26, 2011 - 11:27 am
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or a urinary tract infection..
drink cranberry juice, use salve (and yet the tenderness, sickly, adds to the pleasure, a bit)

What do you do if you've fallen and you can't get up?

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

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June 26, 2011 - 5:14 pm
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That happened to me once. 😎 You simply ask the aliens you made you fall to help you get up.

What do you do if your mind is racing?

"it is easy to grow crazy"

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June 26, 2011 - 6:37 pm
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Point the starting gun at it and pull the trigger.

What do you do if your nose is running?

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein

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June 26, 2011 - 11:34 pm
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take a sudafed

What would you do for a klondike bar? (it 's weak, but it had to be done)

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

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June 27, 2011 - 2:27 am
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You get a job as a delivery personnel and when they trust you enough to drive their cargo, steal a truck full of Klondike bars, a near lifetime supply.

Then blow up the Klondike factories so no one but you will ever enjoy them again.

What do you do if you have a recipe but lack all the ingredients?

"it is easy to grow crazy"

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June 27, 2011 - 4:07 am
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you improvise

Why would you want to blow up the klondike factory? You have your supply.
Go enjoy it.
What did a klondike bar ever do to you?

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

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