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Maels advice column maybe ??
May 13, 2010
4:23 pm
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. the cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage

"hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

the cardologist a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. the mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said;

"so Doc, look at this engine. i opened it's hear, take the valves out, repair any damage, and put them back in, and when i finish it works just like new.

so how come i make $30,000 a year and you earn $600,00 a year when you and i are basically doing the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic......

"Try doing it with the engine running."

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May 13, 2010
4:26 pm
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

May 13, 2010
4:29 pm
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says

'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some asshole's got my pen

May 13, 2010
4:35 pm
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May 20, 2010
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😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
That last one was wild chisel.
That and the one before it.
WHEW. :mrgreen:

“Living backwards!” Alice repeated in great
astonishment. “I never heard of such a thing!”
“—but there’s one great advantage in it, that one’s
memory works both ways.”
— Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

May 27, 2010
3:04 am
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kinda cute wasnt it sandra Laugh

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