September 1, 2013
I could have sworn there was a thread here on this but I can’t find it, so here goes.
Scientists have suggested that we are living in a simulation. I think the answer is a resounding yes. In fact, you are not real. Well, you are kind of real but you are the simulation. You are the AI components of this game. I am the real person who is jacked into this matrix to evaluate the game. I have to fill out the survey at the end. I’m sitting in a chair in a game center, playing the game, and so far I’m not impressed. The action is pretty good, the battle play is a bit dim witted. Their is not enough gore and blood. There is too much dialog by idiot AI characters, who will remain nameless. The complexity of the game is too high, I have to remember too many things and there are too many buttons to push. The story is kind of retarded too. There’s this planet with this species called HUMAN. They’re a nasty species, always finding things to complain about. They sabotage there own accomplishments. They’re addicted to money, power, violence and fame (diamonds, hearts, clubs and spades). I do get to blow shit up so that’s kind of cool.
But something has gone wrong with the AI. Some knucklehead thought it was a good idea to inject an all powerful player with the stupidest political ideology I’ve ever heard, and he is screwing up the whole game. He’s making the other AI players act in a bizarre manner, forcing everyone to adopt this stupid ideology called communism. What a retard. Go away dickhole, I’m trying to play the game. I’m trying to start a new war and you’re killing my buzz. He’s like that asshole on South Park playing World of Warcraft and he keeps killing all the players. Go away asshole! Go play Angry Birds or something.
Ok so part of this game is that my player gets to make decisions in the game that control how the story plays out, and well I kind of screwed that up. It’s like that astronaut guy who was walking on the beach and found that bottle and when he rubbed it a genie popped out, only mine wasn’t as cute as that other one on TV. You get 3 wishes but you better be specific or you get unexpected results. And well I made a general wish and it got mis-interpreted. I thought the question was whether or not the gameplay was worth saving but the genie thought I was talking about you, the AI players, and so I said no. So that means the genie is going to kill you. Uh sorry.
Anyway, I’ve been filling out the survey and most of it is negative. I think I’ll give you 2 stars. Maybe the architect will create a better you next time.
Peace. Or some shit like that. How do I disconnect from this stupid thing?
November 9, 2020
Scientists mostly only know what they plagiarize from me on this subject, while banning and silencing me from speaking about it online.
"The Matrix" or "The Living Universe".
We can never possibly determine the answer to that question from this "Place". Is the "universe" artificial or alive? Only what we perceive as "God" would know which it is... it works equally well either way... an artificial "mind" or a real one.
Without explaining it other than just to say that you have "Freewill" in "The Living Universe" and you don't in "The Matrix"... you want it to be "The Living Universe", not "The Matrix".
She said: "Tell me are you a Christian, Child?" and I said "Ma'am, I am tonight!!!"
The Tin Foil Hat Prophet, Inventor of The Matrix