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June 19, 2009
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I wasn´t joking...

Truth doesn´t control you, you control it...

June 19, 2009
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Did you touch him as well? 😯 Laugh Laugh

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June 19, 2009
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I don´t touch humans either...

Truth doesn´t control you, you control it...

June 19, 2009
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It's like a bad `pull my finger` joke. Laugh Laugh Laugh

"NativeAlien" wrote: Oh brother I can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... 😮 .. Laugh

I hope I've filled you're expectations.

My ribs hurt from laughing so much now. I've sat here and laughed at this all day and now my ribs are dead. Laugh Laugh Laugh

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June 19, 2009
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Jesus: I was nailed.............................to the cross.

Jesus: 2000 years without a wank now I've got Perma-stiffy 😯

Jesus: I’m paying for all your sins now give me a hand with this. Laugh

Jesus: `Nuns are naughty little things. 😉 😛 `

God: `Now you see why I had to bring him back`

Jesus: `I swear she looked older than 13…honest. `

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I'll be here all night thanks. Laugh Laugh Laugh

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June 19, 2009
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Lash...here's a canteen of fresh Holy Water...just take little baby sips...eternity in Hell tends to make one's throat very parched and try to remain motionless and quiet as much as possible...God's next generation lightening technology will not only melt the butter on your baked potato it will infuse it with flavors reminiscent of your first shit on Earth... 😮

My First Sh*t On Earth....could be the title of my autobiography...hmmmm... 😎

"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

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June 19, 2009
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😆 😆 😆

some of my jokes were brilliant though. 😆 😆 😆

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June 19, 2009
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some of my jokes were brilliant though.

yeah if ya like drinking unflavored Holy Water and dodging viciously accurate sidewinder lightening strikes ...now go tell Jesus you were only kiddin and zip up his robe while you're there for cryin out loud... 😮

"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlihan

June 19, 2009
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😆

Jesus I'm sorry. 🙁

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June 19, 2009
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Thank You...i can now rest easy knowing your soul won't be vampirized by rogue Reptilian mercenaries...aka Halliburton execs... 😉

"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlihan

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