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June 19, 2009
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Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200 ... uswhat.jpg

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

June 19, 2009
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Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... 😮 .. Laugh

"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlihan

June 19, 2009
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Lawds.....(give it a second to come up after the cakes)

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/2005/0 ... utter.html

June 19, 2009
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I showned the light on mom and dad...............once Embarassed

June 19, 2009
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"Questioner101" wrote: Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200 ... uswhat.jpg

(F-ing) Catholics again. Sick buggers.

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... 😮 .. Laugh

I’ve got hundreds now. The second I saw it, three popped in.

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... 😮 .. Laugh

Of you were tied to that cross for as long as he has been you’d be stiff as well. 😉 Laugh Laugh

I don’t do pain I’d like to say. I like to cause it. 😉 😀 😀

Read between the lies

June 19, 2009
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"NativeAlien" wrote: Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... 😮 .. Laugh

`Mommy I’ve been touched by Jesus. `

`Farther Brian, Jesus came to visit me last night. `

Little girl: `Farther Brian, he came again last night. `

Farther Brian: `Cum again child?`

Little girl: ` Yes I did but that's not the point. He came first... He said he had to be quick beucase he had other little girls and boys to vist`

Farther Brian: `all little girls and boys holds a special place in Jesus’ heart.

Little girl: `That’s not what he had me hold. `

Edit: I'm going to hell aren't I? Cry Laugh Laugh

Read between the lies

June 19, 2009
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Just watch this, it will be the best 3:50 minuets of your life, 2:40 on is class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF ... re=related

It can be the "Last but One Supper"

THE "The Penultimate Supper"! Laugh Laugh Laugh

Three Christ as well.

`The fat one balances the two skinny ones. `

Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

there isn't enough Laugh for me. Laugh Laugh

Read between the lies

June 19, 2009
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I knew Jesus once...

Truth doesn´t control you, you control it...

June 19, 2009
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Jesus: When you pull on it… white stuff comes out. Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Jesus: `And this is what we mean by the `second cumming`.

Jesus: `You lay down on that (F-ing) stone slab with nothing more than a cloth wrapped around you and you see what happens. `

Jesus: `it’s not what it looks like… honestly… I’m Jewish not catholic. ` Laugh Laugh Laugh

Jesus: `come sit on my lap children I need to teach you about the bible. `

Jesus: `this is what really happened on Noah’s arc. `

Laugh Laugh Laugh

Read between the lies

June 19, 2009
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Come on you lazy buggers, get out of bed and start making jokes about this. It’s only me now. Laugh Laugh Laugh

Edit: this should be renamed `take the piss out of something funny` or `If you believe in god… don’t look in here` Laugh