November 9, 2020
Building a better future for tomorrow… in China! Isn’t it ironic? Dont’cha Think???
“I could tell you, but then you wouldn’t believe me.”
EFM & Associates – “Simple Solutions to Simple Problems”
Edward S “Jinker Pinker” Michalik, Eternal Spiritual Leader
Edward F “008 Ball” Michalik, Eternal CEO
Marc E “Baby Bond” Michalik, Acting President
“We Live… YOU Die!!!” – The Family Business
“RAM is just EFM’s little brother!” – M&M
PS My little brother Alexander designs jet engines for Rolls-Royce... He's an "associate"... Don't ask about Mike D, he's the "Evil Genius" of the family. Just avoid him if you meet him...
November 9, 2020
A big problem I have is that I am the least believable member of the least believable family in the world.
"I could tell you, but then you wouldn't believe me." - The Bond Family Motto
I can't tell anyone about my family and have them believe me about any of us, and even if you "humor me" and actually ask a question... YOU are the one who is imagining all kinds of things that have nothing to do with reality. You are imagining this "Royal Family of the Men in Black" which has always been a part of that story, that it is "generational" and there families who have been involved from the beginning... and that they are the "Shadow Government rulers of America".
"Royal Family" is a term that exists throughout government, you've heard it before applied to presidents like the Kennedy's, Clinton's, and Bush's. All it means is "multi-generational service to government". You might be a "Royal Family of the IRS". If you are, you are no different than mine... "Royal Family of the Men in Black" just sounds a lot cooler!
We were "The Miners", and "Jinker Pinker" was the lowest ranking founding father of OSS... "The Instructor". "008 Ball" was a civilian contractor who was also involved with US diplomacy as a "Carrot", not a diplomat. RAM designed high tech things in places like "Area 51". I make games and simulations, Alex works for Rolls-Royce... none of us have ever been in an actual position of government power. We are not the "secret ruling royal family of America" that everyone starts thinking of when I start talking.
There is only one true "James Bond" theme song, for lowly "Lieutenant Bond"...
M&M - The MIB Ufologist
November 9, 2020
Of course, only ESM's "Jinker Pinker" code name is real, he told it too us as a made up children's story which later became obvious was his code name... "Jinker Pinker is the hardest person in the world to find". He was one of the biggest secrets of the cold war because he is a key that unlocks the story of the formation of the modern American intelligence community. If you know his story, you know most of that story. The secrecy surrounding him isn't about him, it's about everything that went on around him.
"008 Ball" is my favorite of the code names that I made up for the rest of the family for my PDU story... he was truly great pool hustler who bought a Jaguar at 18 from pool winnings and made it to the final rounds of the a nationwide pool hustler tournament he played in for a single season shortly after he retired... so "008 Ball" really is a perfect name for him, also being the first born son of "James Bond".
EFM, "008 Ball", was the only one who was ever involved with "high level" things. He knew several presidents and was a very good friend of Jack Kemp's. Had Jack Kemp been elected president, he was going to make EFM Secretary of the Treasury. His signature would have been on all of the money and "James Bond's Son" would have been the head of the Secret Service. But Jack Kemp didn't win.
That was the closest that EFM ever came to being in any kind of position of actual power. He was one of the best and most tricky "negotiators" of the 20th century and the executive branch used him for that a lot during the 1980's and early 1990's. One of these "jobs" became public, and was the one "Shadow Ambassador" thing he did that he told people in the family other than me.
During the boycott of South Africa, when nobody was allowed to do any business with South Africa... "008 Ball" was in South Africa building civilian infrastructure in the poorest areas of the country... essentially saying "Fuck You, United Nations... I'll do what I want!"
Obviously, DIA had told my father to "Go, we've got this...". My father obviously wasn't just doing that on his own...
Edward F "008 Ball" Michalik
"Fuck you, United Nations... I'll do what I want!"
November 9, 2020
And, because most people are probably most interested in the story of the "real" James Bond...
He was a miner who was into what today would be called "extreme sports". He had a medical condition and was initially turned down over it, but argued with them telling them that he did everything but walk on the wing of an airplane ("...because only an idiot walks on the wing of an airplane"). His father had died from that medical condition, and ESM had taken over his father's position in the mine to support his mother and 5 brother's and sisters when he was 14, he had been an expert with explosives since he was a child.
"The Working Man"
The most famous story of his childhood is that a farmer angered him when he was 12 and he blew up the farmer's barn. Not in a big fireball, but in a perfectly safe controlled demolition that just collapsed the empty barn in on itself. I can still remember grandma Michalik telling me the story and ESM sheepishly shrugging and brushing it off saying "They were just big firecrackers."
The "blueprint" that both inspired Ian Fleming, he helped to create it, and found my grandfather training special forces in the real world, was essentially "superman". "Jinker Pinker" was an explosives expert who could fly... the closest thing to "Superman" that they could find. It is the 10th Mountain Division who seems to claim him as their own... they sent a special honor guard to his funeral and grandma said he was often away from Fort Benning/Bragg with the 10th Mountain Division all over the country during the war.
A smart weapon before smart weapons existed... "Military Intelligence". That's the "real" James Bond. Special Forces... not a "spy".
His only active duty assignment that we are aware of is that, as the war was ending and everyone else was being let out, he was rushed through Officer Candidate School, made a Lieutenant, and sent to Tokyo as McArthur's and his staff's bodyguard. EFM & I are certain that one of the reasons he was chosen for this was that he lived Sun Tzu's "Know your enemy better than you know yourself". He was practically a Buddhist/Taoist who loved the Japanese and Chinese culture, people, and history... just like MacArthur. The way he talked about MacArthur, it seemed like they liked each other a lot.
EFM & I strongly suspect that after the war he was involved with OPFOR in some way. It might have even been his idea. That's "Jinker Pinker"... a Japanese soldier wearing an American uniform. And the careers of EFM & RAM were one of the main things that made EFM & I so certain that ESM was lying about almost everything about his own life.
EFM & RAM had the careers they had, "Continuance of Government, because ESM asked for some favors for them at the beginnings of their careers. His line of work... because he saw Hiroshima & Nagasaki from the ground standing by MacArthur's side.
ESM, EFM, M&M
November 9, 2020
I'd also like to thank the forum moderators for allowing me to speak, of course, I am banned and silenced in ALL other places on the internet other than YouTube comments.
And I had been banned from YouTube Comments from the moment of the election until about a week ago when they "corrected the mistake" of their 6 month ban as I regularly asked to be allowed to speak again.
I forgot to add the fun stuff!!!
The "Real James Bond" gun is WWII-era US Army issued 1911, the car is a 1969 GTO Judge... Green & Black with a black vinal top, no spoiler, and of course the signature tach on the hood. He didn't have the car until retirement, and only got it the next summer after EFM bought his 1968 "Limited Edition" XKE Roadster from pool sharking. ESM had to have something "faster", the GTO beat the Jaguar in 1/4 mile but then "Snoopy" would shift into fourth gear and say goodbye, haha...
ESM wasn't much of a collector of guns, he pretty much thought that a 1911, Garand, and Thompson were all you'd ever need. He had the rifles of the other major nations of the war as collectors items that treated as guns anyone could shoot if they wanted. He didn't have many.
His first and foremost gun safety lesson too me was that, although he believed that everyone should have the right have a gun... everyone should be smart enough to know that they should only have a gun if they are a professional. "If you don't use a gun for your job, then don't have a gun. You are more likely to shoot yourself or someone you love than an mythical threat that will probably never materialize. Get baseball bat." This was, of course, what he wanted his 7 or 8 year old grandson to live by... but there it is, "James Bond's Gun Safety Advice".
"If you are going to ignore me and have a gun anyway, never have any bullets in your home. Buy them on the way to use it, and use them all, give them away, or throw them away before you get home. A gun without bullets is an inefficient hammer." - Lieutenant Edward S "Jinker Pinker" Michalik, 007
November 9, 2020
I almost forgot... the GTO might still be out there somewhere, or gone in a junkyard crusher by now. RAM sold it sometime around the turn of the century.
Alexander, who is a former US Marine, has Jinker Pinker's 1911 which is the one the US Army issued him during the war that he somehow kept. RAM has his rifle collection, which are all ones he bought in America after the war.
"James Bond's Gun" is still in great usable shape, and Alex has it.
I actually have a lot of his things that are immediately recognizable too anyone in the family like his compass, Japanese binoculars, his burial flag... but none of that stuff is relevant to "The Bond Thing"...
November 9, 2020
Here's a good one... You've all heard my father speak, indirectly. "008 Ball" eternally speaks from the grave!
The ParaNET BBS and UseNet UFO Forums really were the primary source material for the "X-Files Version" of the "Re-Boot" of the UFO story, which brought UFOs back into popularity after Star Trek and a greater knowledge of space and the solar system among the public had killed the subject in the second half of the 1960's. To someone "Before Star Trek", their knowledge level was generally along the lines of "Venus is a planet, Earth is a planet... so there could be people on Venus". Science knew better, but nobody else cared to know. So Valiant Thor could be from Venus before Star Trek, but after Star Trek that was just laughably hilarious... so the original UFO story had died off as being just completely crazy. "Valiant Thor & The Galactic Federation of Light".
The "Second UFO Story" that you know began with Mac Brazel coming forward about Roswell, and the "MJ-12 Documents" meant to discredit Mac Brazel. It began growing from there, and anyone who REALLY knows the history of UFO's knows what came next. What made the subject EXPLODE and brought UFO raging back into the public eye again. No, it wasn't The X-Files, that was still many years away. It was "Falcon", "Condor", and "UFO Cover Up: Live!". Pretty much everyone in the country watched this TV special, and UFO's were back!!!
You can still see the whole thing for yourself...
We were actually on ParaNET BBS before this documentary aired by a few years... I have been following UFOs since before the UFO Cover Up: Live! special, since a few years after Mac Brazel/MJ-12. And we were what I guess today would be called "The Influencers" on the subject. So when I see movies and TV specials I can often pick things out nobody else could notice... "That's Phil"... "That's Brian"... "That's Stanton..." "That's Linda..." "That's Me..."
My father, through me, actually has a big one that everyone knows... "James Bond's Son" speaks eternally through Independence Day!!! (I immortalized you, dad, but I guess your tunnels already do that... so I did it again!)
On a trip to the lake where we had boats, my father was explaining too me some of the different ways that black projects get funded. As so often happen, and why "Zeus" has been with me on the internet since the 1980's, he said it too me and then I said it on the internet... "Baby Bond, the worst nightmare leak of the executive branch"...
"You don't think they spend $800 for a hammer or $20,000 for a toilet seat, do you?" - 008 Ball
Those are his numbers, the movie made them bigger... who do you think is more accurate?
M&M - The MIB Ufologist
November 9, 2020
"Grandpa's Boot Camp"
ESM got Alzheimer's disease in the late 1980's and lived until 2003 like that. I always remembered a conversation he had with me when I was 12 that stunned me at the time, but I understood later. EFM & I were the only people in the family, as usual, who knew that ESM would have MUCH rather have been dead. That's what he told me when I was 12 that had stunned me so much at the time, that he would rather die right there talking too me than live as a dementia patient... and he really and truly meant it. And that's exactly what happened too him just about 6 years after that, for over 15 years.
Anyone who has ever known someone with Alzheimer's knows that "Jinker Pinker" didn't exist anymore after the late-1980's. In his case, he was just a man who would become VERY angry if you asked him anything remotely related to his life or work. His duty to keep the things he knew secret was so deeply engrained in him that it became his primary obsession when almost none of him was left. If you brought up Tokyo he would become enraged and demand that you stop talking about it. My father told me very early on not to ask grandpa about anything like that because it just upset him and he was never going to tell us anything.
I went back east to visit both sets of grandparents every summer for my whole life, always for two weeks. One with each, they both lived in the Hartford, CONN area. In retirement ESM & HAM lived on the coast of a bay near Corea, Maine. The last summer, when EFM knew ESM had Alzheimer's and wouldn't really be with us much longer, but was still fully himself at the time... I was sent to their place in Maine for 6 weeks and didn't even go to New Britain to see my mothers parents. I was 15 and ESM had something planned for every day. We did so many things together during those 6 weeks I could write a book to tell the whole story... later it became obvious that both EFM and ESM wanted ESM to teach me as much as he could and wanted to while he was still ESM.
"Grandpa's Boot Camp", basically "some kind of ranger training", was the most memorable part of it. The reason I explained all of this was to tell you about "James Bond's" fighting style. Since he was so into Buddhism & Taoism and Asian culture... and he's "James Bond"... you are probably thinking Kung Fu. During "Grandpa's Boot Camp" there came a point where he showed me "how to fight in a war, never on the playground"... and it wasn't at all "Kung Fu".
He only taught me a little of the meditation. Unlike Bruce Lee/James Bond, he didn't seem to care about "martial arts" at all, but he cared a LOT about meditation and it was integral to his "extreme sports"... and fighting is just another "extreme sport". He used "mantras" for things like "halting adrenaline"... one of the few he taught me as useful for "controlling anger and remaining calm". It's very simple and it works. When it came to the actual "warfighting only, never on the playground"... his entire thing was killing the other person as quickly as possible with whatever is closest. Don't hurt your hands hitting them, trip them and slam their head onto a rock. Swing them into a tree trunk, slam their head onto the corner of a table. Use your surroundings to kill them as fast as you can... before they kill you.
So, even though he was very into Asian culture and religion/philosophy... he was into the "60's hippie chicks who believe in auras" side of it, not "martial arts". "James Bond" would just trip you, grab your head, and slam it into the pavement. He fought "WWII-Style".
M&M - "Baby Bond, 009"
November 9, 2020
OSS... DIA… A Royal Family of the “Men in Black”!
“James Bond was the original Man in Black!”
The least believable member of the least believable family in the world… “The Bond Family”!
“James Bond’s Grandson Invented The Matrix!”... and he SHOULD be world famous for it...
Edward Stanley “Jinker Pinker” Michalik, 007
Edward Francis “008 Ball” Michalik, 008
Marc Edward “Baby Bond” Michalik, 009
Jim “Mr. President” Jordan, 0024 (Honorary Bond)
November 9, 2020
RE:I am a member of an actual "Royal Family of the Men in Black" for what that really means. My family served the executive branch of the US government for over 70 years and three generations of my family since the end of WWII. We are "Eisenhower's People".
My name is Tabbitha B and I am 27 born in Tucson. Holding PHD in Biology and Earth sciences.
What you said is Treason.
The constitution forbids Monarchists from participating in our government. Anyone seeking or attempting to retain Titles of Royalty have surrendered their Citizenship as United States and become a foreign power. We don't have or recognize royalty.
Elizabeth, should have been hung with the rest of the monarchists at the first opportunity for the Economic chaos they create in the United States. Economic Warfare is warfare just the same.
You are very confused. And the written word of the Constitution is written for even a man that can not read himself, to have it read to him instead, and he could fully understand his obligations. You seem to have no obligations outside of treason and collusion with illegal forces. Anyone that told you National Security is maintained by secrecy confounded your intellect. Because secrecy is a direct Threat to National Security. Not would be concepts or willful manipulation of data to create monsters for everyone to be afraid of.
Fear Mongering is also Treason.
Refusing the constitution, ignoring it redefining it out of context and use of it by omission of elements for Excuses manufactured are not excuses but Willful treason.
Almost nothing you say is actually accurate, either. But I have an idea for you... report me to the CIA!
When they ask who I am be sure to tell them that it is "Baby Bond". When they are through trembling in fear, after having just lost too me once already... I'm sure they'll get right on it for you.
Men in Black eat CIA Flunkies for breakfast. We are "Counter-Intelligence"... we defeat "intelligence". They don't have a chance against "Baby Bond" and they already know that. They just had that demonstrated too them... "Bounce"! < Zeus is ROFL >
Go ahead... report me to the CIA, and make sure to pay attention to the expressions on their faces when you say the words "Baby Bond".
"Kill the Mockingbird!"
Drop a 5 megaton nuclear weapon on Langley, VA... It's just the CIA...
M&M -The MIB Ufologist
PS Don't waste your time, this was all rhetorical... the CIA will have already read this post before you do.