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How To Get To Heaven When You Die
May 7, 2009
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Lashmar
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sounds fun. 😀 😈

Read between the lies

May 7, 2009
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You could be my wingman..
Lets team up

May 7, 2009
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I like it. 😈 Laugh Laugh

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May 7, 2009
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Psssssssssssssssssst

Frodo!
You missed the religious section.

I knew you'd be back, though! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"It's like arguing with a brick wall, except the brick wall thinks you're an idiot, and thinks it's winning." - Humphreys, that sexy beast.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

May 7, 2009
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I know how to get to god.

Sit at the bottom of the golden stairs and fart. A good old fart will do it. Laugh Laugh Laugh

Read between the lies

May 7, 2009
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Chisel, I like your thinking. I think I'd like to come back as an Osprey. Actually forget that, I wanna come back as an alien race who has their shit figured out. I must have been a shit disturber in my last life to come back as a human. 😛

"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."

May 8, 2009
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And they all say 'life begins at 40 ' Rolf
the best bit is death..
Carte blanche ,no rules as a poltergeist ,no cops,you dont need any sleep,and work is fun..
I cant kfn w8 to be honest

May 8, 2009
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HAHAHAHA
That struck me as funny.

"Can't kfin wait to be honest" Laugh Laugh Laugh

Yeah, if I came back as a ghost I'd be settling some scores for sure...

"You [censored][censored]! You probably don't remember me, but I remember you and I'm here to torment you FOREVER! 😈 "

"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."

May 8, 2009
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Ya probably dont remember me stuff ..thats the ticket Laugh

May 8, 2009
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xfrodobagginsx you are typical of the born agains who drop a bomb on the rest of the world and do a disappearing act. Your standard for yourself is your inturpitation, and so is your assessment of infant Baptism and Confirmation, which are both Catholic Sacramants, to name only one religion. I really wonder what goes on in the minds of people like you, when its bad enough you have no respect for other religions, but worse you can't even understand other Christian religions.

I'm really glad your attitude twards everyone else, gives you the right to judge all of us, tell us if we arn;t like you we will not see Heaven. I wonder if you believe everyone else will go with Charles Manson when we die.

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