April 9, 2009
Ah yes the hell know as heat here in the Mid -west has everyone on pins and needles, driving some to extremes. It got me, or almost did----I was out back the other day and all of a sudden I heard a loud noise coming from my A/C UNIT, I immediately panic and fear the worst. I sprinted at a dead flat out pace back inside and up the stairs to the thermostat and killed the unit.
I went back out and walked slowly over to the Trane, fearing the worst as it sounded like it had thrown a blade,then I spied the leg of a large Lizard on top of the fan shroud. Sure enough it was suicide by large AC UNIT............One big Lizard chopped to pieces I felt bad for the guy..
Oh and how damn hot was it? Well this whole thing lasted about 1 minute in total, from initial chopping sound, to killing of the unit, to discovery, and upon looking into the unit itself I discovered his/her body solidly fused to the inside wall of the unit housing, almost like fried bacon. What a way to go.
Washed it all away with the hose. I wonder if I need to put a sign up warning the others!
April 9, 2009
You should..you should put a sign up..warning others off..that way you can have all the lizard and bacon all to yourself that you want, right?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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