Do you want to know the highlight of my day on Sunday?
Shouting over to two girls (they were about 100 yards away) basically telling them that I thought they were hot. It was halfway through an over (a part of the cricket match for people who don’t know) and the ball went over in there direction and got lost, the opposition was having a laugh and I shouted over to them.
Part of the communication:
Me: `do they have nice tits?`
Old bloke: `yeah!`
Me: `Can you get me there number? `
Old bloke: `no they’re mine`
Me: `F*** off you old git, you’re old enough to be their grandfather! `
Old bloke: `it’s experience not age. Give me some Viagra and I’ll last as long as you, you cheeky bugger`
It was a good laugh.