Huh? I wasn't making fun of you, I was pointing out your apostrophes are facing different directions for some reason, and the only reason I could think was that the keyboard you're using is not designed specifically for English characters..
Also I'm not American.
Edit: Intended to sound calm and relaxed, not defencive and uptight. Just thought I'd point that out, since it's hard to tell with text and after re-reading that it sounds kinda... Uptight and defencive.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."