The Black Vault

[Wing-Zero]

To argue with wonderful jack-offs like yourselves, of course.

[Lashmar]

But then you get people like BS, was an arse now almost normal.


Why don't you just say wanker by the way? Is this a bit like the g_d thing?

[Wing-Zero]

But then you get people like BS, was an arse now almost normal.


Why don't you just say wanker by the way? Is this a bit like the g_d thing?

No, it's a bit more like my cultural upbringing.

We're a lot more... vulgar, I guess than you lot. Or crude, whatever you want to call it.

It might boil down to what my preferences are for certain slangs and insults, but hey... can't win 'em all.

[Lashmar]

Yes, your use of the English language is quite disgusting.

But anyway wanker is cruder than jack-off.

[Tairaa]

Pretty sure, that wank and jerk off are synonymous. (You think I could spell that word right the first time, ever?)

[Lashmar]

Jerk is a Yank word though.

Wank is and english word.


You jerk-off...You wanker.

Wanker sounds better.

[mael]

Breathe through your nose - breathe quite deeply - then close your eyes for a second or so - prepare yourself and breathe out slowly:-

Then with your eyes open widely and smiling slightly, take another deep breath and say the word 'wanker.' Say it again. Say it with pride. Let your gaze settle and allow a broad smile to brighten-up your face.

Then go about everywhere repeating the steps I just mentioned. Do it at bus-stops, railway platforms, in the queue at taxi ranks, in the departure lounge at the airport, to the police, carol-singers ... at government offices and even at work to your co-workers and your boss - everywhere Try the mirror as well to experiment.

*** But only guys to other guys.

[Lashmar]

errrr... why?

[mael]

errrr... why?

So that Americans can learn how nice the word is compared to 'jerk.'

[Lashmar]