were you using your laptop whilst in the bathroom?
it's my new bathroom magazine, frankly..that and my cell
I almost always call mom while taking a shite..
she's like, "your shtting again, aren't you?"
I am, like, "Um..yes..but don't take it personally..this seemed like a great time to fit you in"
I enjoy a good shite..I enjoy talking to mom (or anyone..but mostly mom..she IS a delight) on the cell
so..why not? (this feels like a Seinfeld episode)
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams