I can't remember who wrote these two, it wasn't the same person, and these are paraphrased because I can't remember exactly how they go, but I like them.
Men gain more wisdom from failure than they do from success.
Damn, I can't remember the other one now.
I'll come back later when I remember it.
Hey, Adam! I have a couple of cool alcohol quotes:
Winston churhill said something along th elines of: "I have taken more from drinking than it's taken from me"
Another good one from an unknown source is:
"If you can lay on the ground without holding on, you're not drunk enough yet"
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."