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Postby pandasex » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:59 am

anyone know how you are to properly pull of this "self" move??
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:01 pm

sorry? :?
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Postby shadowfx » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ahh the pins and needles....lol
Not sure if it's possible. :lol:
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Postby Tairaa » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:48 pm

Huh. Must be before my time. :P

The stranger?

I googled it and got a book, a comic book series, and a movie from 1946
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Postby pandasex » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:07 pm

clue

movie line

gone in 60 seconds
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:27 pm

You sit on your hand until it gets numb, then you whack off so it feels like it's someone else touching your cock.

EDIT: Personally, I'm more of a fan of giving an Angry Dragon.
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Postby Tairaa » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:23 pm

OOOH! LOL

Never tried actually. Angry Dragon? Is that like similar in some way to a Death Grip?

Edit:

Ok I've given it approximately 45 seconds of thought, and the best option I came up with was a rubber band, placed reaaaaally tightly around your arm. I mean, if you wanted to you could wait 5-10 minutes sitting on your hand for 15 seconds of action, only to have to wait another 5-10 minutes... But the rubber band would probably work better. Or a shoe lace would do, but it would probably hurt a bit more, you'd need something to increase that area at which pressure is absorbed by your skin from the tension in the string or shoe lace.

Nevermind. Just use a rubber band.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:53 pm

I read "rubber band" and I instantly thought of pulling a David Carretine.

But an Angry Dragon...

You should look it up, I don't think I'm allowed to explain it here.
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Postby bionic » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:21 am

You're a mind reader...
I was going ro post about him but decided not to.

But..since you did..
Hey..he died HAPPY.
He was 72 fing yars old.
He could have died of Alzhiemers..Parkinesnes..Cancer..Sroke...MS..etc....

But.. NO..He died saying to himself.."Sweeeettt!!!"

I want to go out that way.

Good on him (and his family..I know, embarrassed..but also, hope, PROUD..family)

If I make it to seventy I Plan on doing ALL sorts of "crazy sh*t"

F it.

There IS such a thing as living too long, I believe.
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Postby Lashmar » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:25 am

pandasex wrote:anyone know how you are to properly pull of this "self" move??


You silly bitch :P . You should have put `…` at the end of the title. :roll: :lol: :lol:

Yanks have the worst grammar going I think. And what’s worse is that you all understood what little one meant. :shock: :lol: :lol:

Got the mind meld going on or something. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Other than that what’s wrong with a standard wank? :? :lol:
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