People should be allowed to be eaten by sharks in peace.
I wonder if the dinghy was one of those you blow up with a foot pump or with your breath?
Y'see I do things like that 'n all. I used to inflate a 1.5 metre dinghy with a whale motif (for kids), then I and my currently favoured g/f would go far enough out so we could (read books) without perverts on the shore seeing us.
I got caught out once though by a boat full of divers cruising by as we were (reading) in the sea without any clothes on. Damn these waters are clear!