I think masterbation ..the practice of it..is just about one of the healthiest things a person can do for themself..personally.
Unless and until it becomes an unhealthy compulsion/addiction, because like all things that feel really good..that can happen..so be careful...that's all I have to say on that as a female that 'wacks off' at least once a day (on average..hey..it helps me sleep..lol).
As for other health rumors.. "An apple a day" Really??!!
Willie Wonka quotes.. What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Why? Are you having fun? A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams