Ok. Enough is enough. I've been sitting by, watching, waiting for what I thought was a "phase" to go away by itself. But I guess it's not going away. I find myself bargaining, begging, pleading, fighting for attention... attention that she would rather give to another. Spending time with her significant other is evidently so exhilarating, intoxicating, and addictive that our wedding vows no longer mean anything.
And so that's it. Tonight, I gave my wife the ultimatum. It's either me, or Candy Crush. But not both.
She hasn't decided yet. And that doesn't bode well for me.