The Black Vault

greeney2 wrote:Tell him the boss is on a mission about tying up the phone.

Yes! I actually considered that. The problem is I'm taking over a shift where none of the other people before me and after me have ever said this, and it might be an obvious lie.

hmmmmm.....

But yes. Something along those lines might work. I'd have to come up with something so weird, it would have to be true if you know what I mean. Like, maybe one night act all pissed off like I got into trouble. Then make him wait until the next night to explain... tell him my boss came to me with a computer read out of time spent on calls and my call average was WAY up there ever since I took this shift, and I'm getting into trouble for talking to friends...

I'd have to get the rest of the people to play along as he will surely check my story out, but I'm sure they would go along.....

OOOOooooo...... it's getting good..... me likey .......


greeney! you're a bad influence on an angel like me....

And how did this little thread already hop to page 2?

Can you ask John if he can lengthen the page content? (when the page turns, people often miss out on prior posts if they are in a hurry)

frrostedman wrote:FYI - He's a disabled war veteran -- so that adds to the incentive to treat him politely and delicately.

GO MOBILE. give em an company car so he doesn't hate you. have him
go mobile to these secure sites and perform Random inspections. he can then
email an preset inspection checklist to clients and supervisors ' real time'
they (the clients) just love the he'll out of it. especially when they show up
un announced to check their own businesses. and show up they invariably do.
they see that extra touch...your man Friday being there. makes em feel all warm and fuzzy. they muy especial.

Random and not sequential no predictability. your rover should have your
confidence and the flexibility to nightly adjust to on the ground conditions.
depending on the environment .

equipment should include gps, radio, class 3 vest, computer.
357 sig 9 mm double stacked clips- pistols; glocks ok, vp70z can hammer nails all day
but I think is out of production.

business increased. word has gotten around. your the sh--, you da man.
everyone wants your business now. you toss rover a bone. a nice fat raise.
he still yaks. but it's on the road to himself. no harm .

meanwhile back in tribal lands, you security personnel are busy making sure
gates are locked, and the claymores are set. ( wait. press 1 for English
and 2 for Spanish ...muy comprendo?) the guards are awake, jacked up
waiting for an review.

fire yourself for not thinking of this earlier.
lol