The Black Vault

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.... 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. ...............Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up! happy turkey day to all.... keep this going to those who love a laugh for the holiday....!!

Funny Happy thanks giving all you Americans.We had ours a little while back.
I love turkey dark or white meat

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!

Since this is the only Thanksgiving thread, maybe appropriate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjKF7aQt ... re=related


Now you may be wondering what in the world this antiwar song has to do with Thanksgiving; which is exactly what I thought the first time my older cousin played it at our Thanksgiving get together, but, if you listen real close at the beginning, it is revealed. I know that our family is not the only one that carries on with this tradition. Some of you, more 'mature', blackvaulters may be hip and have heard it before. Since my cousin is away this year, I felt compelled to include it here. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving

good song...always like arlo gutherie..great artist

bluz