This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.
Why call TOES piggies?
Why would pigs eat roast beef?
Who killed the cow, who cooked the meat?
Why would the piggy not share his roast beef?
What kind of job did the piggy hold down to be
able to go marketing?
Why did the piggy go Wee! Wee! Wee!
He wasn't the marketing pig so where
had he been to be so jubilant?