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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:11 pm

Masturbate?

What would you do if the rain never stopped falling?
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Postby bionic » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:05 am

swim, drown..build a boat..masturbate
:P


What would you do if you felt you were getting very close to ascending?

(ps..what fun you re-ignited this thread, Adam..good on yah)
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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:35 am

Have someone make me some cement shoes.

What would you do if you were an ear fetishist exhibitionist?
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Postby bionic » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:07 am

Publically nibble on people's ears.
Make slow motion, close up videos (and post them on You tube, of course)of some pretty young thing putting various earrings in her ears, maybe?
"The Girl with the Pearl Earring" comes to mind

What would you do, if you were some pretty young college gal and some guycame up to you and said, "Hey, I'd like to make videos of you putting various earings on your ears.", "I'll pay you"

What would you do if it happened to your daughter?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby at1with0 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:37 am

Cringe, probably..at least on some level.

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Postby bionic » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:05 pm

Deal with it.


What would you do if you were offered anything you ever wanted but it would include screwing over all the people you care about and care about you?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:36 am

bionic wrote:Publically nibble on people's ears.
Make slow motion, close up videos (and post them on You tube, of course)of some pretty young thing putting various earrings in her ears, maybe?
"The Girl with the Pearl Earring" comes to mind

What would you do, if you were some pretty young college gal and some guycame up to you and said, "Hey, I'd like to make videos of you putting various earings on your ears.", "I'll pay you"

What would you do if it happened to your daughter?


The closest I can come to honestly answering that is this ... when I was job hunting I checked craig's list quite often. One ad someone took out was paying women for photos for a foot fetish site that he ran. No nudity, just feet pictures. I told my wife, hey look easy money ... to which she said .... I don't think so, you're gonna be the only one jerking off to my feet. :)
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Postby bionic » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:35 pm

hmm..easy money
I see a foot fetish website in your future
(you need the money and it's just feet..no biggie..talk wife nad any female who will allow inot it..funny I sold shoes for a hwile..loved it..I..like most females..LOVE shoes..I have awesome shoes..maybe I shoulkd start a website? money!!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzkM9Xcluk
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Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby at1with0 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:14 pm

probably
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby bionic » Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:37 pm

Huh? What are you talking about..crazy person??
:twisted:
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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