Publically nibble on people's ears.
Make slow motion, close up videos (and post them on You tube, of course)of some pretty young thing putting various earrings in her ears, maybe?
"The Girl with the Pearl Earring" comes to mind
What would you do, if you were some pretty young college gal and some guycame up to you and said, "Hey, I'd like to make videos of you putting various earings on your ears.", "I'll pay you"
What would you do if it happened to your daughter?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams