Because the world needs as much laughter as it can get.
Q: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 ho's.
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY... There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses... the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
The definition of Cat:
A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.
"Sheen has been officially fired from his show. Hopefully he’ll get through this difficult time with the love and support of his whores."
- Walter (Jeff Dunham)