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Postby mrmonsoon » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:10 am

Ok, this is somewhere between a joke and a rant....

It never fails to amuse me when I see a very large woman who goes into a fast food place and orders an apple pie and a diet coke, I mean come on..... seriously.....
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Postby The_Joker » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:06 pm

It's not a joke or a rant.

It's Irony.
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Postby greeney2 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:12 pm

Why do you think that only applies to heavy woman? Heavy men do it, and so to normal size people. Most people that drink diet drinks do not like the taste of regular soft drinks.
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Postby sandra » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:43 pm

:lol: Well it is a bit funny because I see that stuff all the time.
Soo many women are dieting, they say they are dieting and then eat whatever
they want. Or they limit themselves for a couple weeks and then binge eat for 1
week of all junk food/sweets etc. If you're going to diet that way then just don't diet at all!
But like greeney said, some people just like diet soda- I personally can't stand diet soda. And if I go to a fast food place, say for instance Mcdonalds, I end up ordering a quarter ponder with cheese meal Large size, a Coke, and a double cheesburger on the side with it. :mrgreen:
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Postby at1with0 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:21 am

A woman laughed at and snickered at for being heavy really destroys her sense of self worth and makes her feel very self-conscious.

Which is why I do it every opportunity I get. :twisted:
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Postby sandra » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:31 am

pssst :lol: Ya right!! LOL!

Hey, nothin wrong with dem biiiig girls.
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Postby at1with0 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:43 am

Why has the R&S section been so quiet??
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Postby frrostedman » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:53 pm

Heavy people typically need to avoid sugar and drink diet soda to do that. Then over time, they develop a taste for the diet soda so that believe it or not, it tastes better than the regular.

That's what you see going on. It's ironic from the little people point of view because they never had to worry about avoiding sugar and developing a taste for diet soda. :)
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Postby The_Joker » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:28 am

I have some advice for the Fatties ... Get of your fat acre and eat food that is good for you instead of eating the SH*T you do!
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Postby _Billy_ » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:48 am

I used to be fat before becomig a competive weight lifter.
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