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Postby Cole_Trickle » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:03 am

I nominate the Woman in Berlin, the one who wanted to pet the Polar bear by getting up close and personal. It's just that the BEAR didn't see it that way :o

Reminds me of that made for TV show " When ANIMALS ATTACK WTF was this ding bat thinking?

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04 ... index.html

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The above linked pic is from the daily mail! It's better than the CNN link.

Insanity isn't limited, it's apparently alive and well almost everywhere these days.

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Postby Lashmar » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yalrGvMJUNg&NR=1

I think my arsehole wins. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was close though. Good game sir.
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Postby _Billy_ » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:30 am

I think my arsehole wins.

It was close though. Good game sir.


I failed to see the humor. This type of humor will not be tolerated on this forum. :lol:

Just kidding, must be a British thing.
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Postby Lashmar » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:34 am

aye. we are very odd! :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:28 am

you'd have to go quite far to beat me. :lol:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:44 am

I love you polar bear! Thank you for taking care of that slut.

I nominate Mr.Blackvault to, FOIA Men of the century :mrgreen:
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Postby mael » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:13 am

Nice set of lungs on her. I hope they get well soon.
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Postby Rob72 » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:44 am

Cole_Trickle wrote:I nominate the Woman in Berlin, the one who wanted to pet the Polar bear by getting up close and personal. It's just that the BEAR didn't see it that way :o

Reminds me of that made for TV show " When ANIMALS ATTACK WTF was this ding bat thinking?

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04 ... index.html

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The above linked pic is from the daily mail! It's better than the CNN link.

Insanity isn't limited, it's apparently alive and well almost everywhere these days.

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Some people really do deserve to be eaten alive.

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Postby mael » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:31 pm

That P bear has biceps and triceps wider than a fat woman's shoulder-width! :o

They look cute on packets of mints (P bears), but even I'm not silly enough to think they are cute in real life! What was that bint thinking?
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Postby chiselray » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:10 am

I hope they gave that bear a shot
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