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Postby mael » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:32 pm

I wondered what was wrong with my face, and I finally went to a doctor to find out why I had holes in my mouth.

I found out that I had been using my soldering iron instead of my electric toothbrush for the past three years. Doctors are brilliant people. I didn't have a clue.

So I am pleased to be in a position to offer some great tips on how to avoid excrutiating pain every time you clean your teeth and how to avoid the complete degeneration of your mouth. Label your electric toothbrush and your soldering iron so you don't get them mixed up.

I hope this has helped.
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Postby Dark-Samus » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:13 pm

So if I don´t have an electric tooth brush...I´m basicly screwed? :mrgreen:
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Postby Nesaie » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:12 pm

Its understandable, the Brits aren't know for good teeth.
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Postby mael » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:03 am

And as an unexpected added plus I'm finding more of my electronic circuits are working.

Until recently none of them worked, but they smelt nice and minty.
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Postby Lashmar » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:55 am

Nesaie wrote:Its understandable, the Brits aren't know for good teeth.


It’s understandable… the yanks are known for there in breeding.



It’s not fun to be on the wrong side of lies is it? ;)
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Postby Nesaie » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:08 pm

Lashmar wrote:
Nesaie wrote:Its understandable, the Brits aren't know for good teeth.


It’s understandable… the yanks are known for there in breeding.



It’s not fun to be on the wrong side of lies is it? ;)


Thats in the south. We make fun of them too. :D

Then again, there is all that inbreeding with your and Europe's royalty. ;)
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Postby chiselray » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:45 pm

mael wrote:I wondered what was wrong with my face, and I finally went to a doctor to find out why I had holes in my mouth.

I found out that I had been using my soldering iron instead of my electric toothbrush for the past three years. Doctors are brilliant people. I didn't have a clue.

So I am pleased to be in a position to offer some great tips on how to avoid excrutiating pain every time you clean your teeth and how to avoid the complete degeneration of your mouth. Label your electric toothbrush and your soldering iron so you don't get them mixed up.

I hope this has helped.


And your supposed to Just Believe that ? I'd get a 2nd opinion !

Try a dentist
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Postby Lashmar » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:17 am

Nesaie wrote:Then again, there is all that inbreeding with your and Europe's royalty. ;)


At least it not there sister. :lol:
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Postby mael » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:05 am

Lashmar wrote:
Nesaie wrote:Then again, there is all that inbreeding with your and Europe's royalty. ;)


At least it not there sister. :lol:


It's my sister.
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Postby Lashmar » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:20 am

No southerners don’t breed out side their family ;) . The close the better. :lol:
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