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Postby jaydeehess » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:38 pm

Well I got to blue belt in Judo. That's enough to take out a drunk if you absolutly have to. Then again running downhill will take care of him as well if he tries to follow. :D It worked once for me.

Its not enough to attempt to save one's a$$ in other situations. The only much larger guy I ever put down had the brains of gnat when he punched me in the back of the head while standing two steps below me while we waited to get into a bar. (he took exception to the fact that I would not allow him to cut in front of me. which I was supposed to do because he was 6 inches tallerthan me). I turned, got punched in the face, punched him in the face , downwards obviously, then knee'd his chin. If it hadn't been for the crowd behind him he'd have had a really bad fall. As it was the crowd took exception to him and pushed, shoved him out the door.

the bouncer then decided I should not be allowed inside at all so I had to leave :twisted: although he did escort me out and the big guy was gone by then
Oh well, some liver cells lived another day.
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Postby Tairaa » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:41 pm

People are funny aren't they?

Drunk people are... Exceptionally funny.
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Postby jaydeehess » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:08 pm

Unfortunately I know that on occassion I have been the source of entertainment.
I gave that up about 20 years ago for the most part. For the last 15 years I have been drunk maybe once a year and in the last 2 years I have not had more than 2 drinks at a sitting due to increasing age, wisdom, and a nagging health problem (which does not preclude me getting drunk if I don't mind putting up with the possibility of a small case of death).
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Postby Tairaa » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:11 pm

A small case of death? Yeah, I'd say it's worth it. :P
I haven't been drunk in over a year. I've worn out the desire for drunkenness before I'm technically of legal age to drink. (Where I live, but I can still drink legally in Alberta)

Maybe it'll come back? Who knows.
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