Spirits? Nah, beer is way better.
I used to go hard liquor, but beer is just so much more enjoyable. Although on account of it being christmas I had a half dozen martini's yesterday cuz my aunt and uncle got a martini set they wanted to try out and a whole lot of liquor that had to be drank.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."