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Postby greeney2 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:10 pm

Thought this was cute, sent to me by my sister in law! :lol:

Meassage board addicts can relate to this one! :lol:


How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the
tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
brats without manners,
you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
blame Bill Gates.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:12 pm

Brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Read between the lies
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Postby MonarchSmile » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:18 pm

For Greeney2: BSOD

sure don't miss nt server :lol:
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