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Postby pandasex » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:06 pm

and no one ever sees the booger


does that mean you DIDNT pick your nose??
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:17 am

This is a really bad twist on the falling tree.


Yes you did pick your nose as well. :roll: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:20 am

What if you pick your ass and no one ever sees some sh*t, doesn´t that mean I didn´t pick my ass? :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: ;)
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:27 am

Why is it people automatically think you’re wanking when you have your hand in your pocket? :?

Why do people think I’m coming on to girls when I’m being nice (I am but it’s not the point, they’ve learned to quick)?

Why do people think I’m gay? :?


*Man hug anyone? :? :shock:



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Postby Dark-Samus » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:28 am

Maybe...because...you are...a lil brittish ass...poofing mother...fucker... :lol: :lol: :lol: joke ;) :lol: :mrgreen:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:23 am

Do you want to know the highlight of my day on Sunday?

Shouting over to two girls (they were about 100 yards away) basically telling them that I thought they were hot. It was halfway through an over (a part of the cricket match for people who don’t know) and the ball went over in there direction and got lost, the opposition was having a laugh and I shouted over to them.

Part of the communication:

Me: `do they have nice tits?`

Old bloke: `yeah!`

Me: `Can you get me there number? `

Old bloke: `no they’re mine`

Me: `F*** off you old git, you’re old enough to be their grandfather! ` :lol: :lol: :lol:

Old bloke: `it’s experience not age. Give me some Viagra and I’ll last as long as you, you cheeky bugger` :lol: :lol: :lol:


It was a good laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:31 am

Why do people think I'm perverted? :? :lol: :lol:

I've turned nose picking into sex. It's like that funeral all over again. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Just tell me something. I've never come on to either of you two have I? :shock: :P


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Postby pandasex » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:57 am

Dark-Samus wrote:What if you pick your ass and no one ever sees some sh*t, doesn´t that mean I didn´t pick my ass? :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: ;)



well was there a dank smell afterwards??

if yes

then u DID scratch or pick your arse because there is evidence :lol: :lol:
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Postby pandasex » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:58 am

Lashmar wrote:Why do people think I'm perverted? :? :lol: :lol:

I've turned nose picking into sex. It's like that funeral all over again. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Just tell me something. I've never come on to either of you two have I? :shock: :P


:lol: :lol: :lol:



serious ......look at all your posts that s proff of you being a pervert LOL
I bet your wrist is sore right now :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:01 am

I don't think so. :roll: :lol: :lol:


Witch wrist though?

I’m right handed but I don’t wank with my right had?

(this is rather odd but F*** it) How about you Saturos, what hand do you use?
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