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Postby Wing-Zero » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:54 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8101032.stm

Really guys?

You can't just admit that banning anything firearm related was a retarded idea, and instead have to resort to... that thing?

What's next, a required license for Overly Pointy Objects?
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Postby evutch » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:18 pm

:roll: :o :lol: :P

first, THIS is what controllers who get into managing masses can think up..
what a joke..
second, after looking at that knife, i could still kill you with it..
it would just hurt a little more..
third, what are they going to fix next?
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Postby Tairaa » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:39 pm

Yeah...
lol

You could definitely still kill someone with that, but unless you stabbed really hard in a really weak spot, it would probably be from slashing, and then bleeding out.

Which yeah... Either way is more painful and drawn out.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:15 am

Wing-Zero wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8101032.stm

Really guys?

You can't just admit that banning anything firearm related was a retarded idea, and instead have to resort to... that thing?

What's next, a required license for Overly Pointy Objects?


Son of a bitch i was just going to post that. :x :lol: :lol:

It the PC police going at it again. :roll: :lol: :lol:

Watch out of the EU will tell you off. :lol: :lol: :lol:


But it's a joke. this country is going down hill faster than anything I've ever seen. It's got to the point that it's not even funny any more. :roll:

That doesn't stop me making jokes about it though. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:30 am

What's next? Foam batons so that your police force doesn't hurt the perpetrators too badly?

I mean, s**t, we do a lot of bass-ackwards things around here, but if it's one thing we know how to do it's how to beat some some sense into someone.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:37 am

Wing-Zero wrote:What's next? Foam batons so that your police force doesn't hurt the perpetrators too badly?


Police don’t wear their old uniforms anymore. They look like jokes now. :roll:

The tie is gone, the hat is gone, the leather truncheon is gone as well it been replaced by one of them military police extendable ones, the old police car is gone (used to drive lovely old rovers) and the general respect has gone with it.

They now wear little woolen thing. They look terrible. And they’re not policemen anymore… no now they’re police officers. :roll:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:42 am

Honestly, I'm pretty sure I could get away with punching a member of your police force square in the face and getting away without a scratch.

I mean, you're SWAT's performance at the Barcelona football game WAS a great act, but I'd still be inclined to pick a fight with an Brit "officer" a lot quicker than another country's law enforcement.

You guys need some tasers or some angry dogs or something.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:47 am

Wing-Zero wrote:I mean, you're SWAT's performance at the Barcelona football game WAS a great act, but I'd still be inclined to pick a fight with an Brit "officer" a lot quicker than another country's law enforcement.


we don't have a SWAT. What football match are you on about though? :?
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:53 am

Our policing of sporting events is normally very good because the crowed are English. We do as we’re told so long as we’re told nicely. If you say please and thanks you you’ll get a better result than if you said `now` and stuff like that.

It really doesn’t work if you're rude or anything like that. Out police aren’t allowed guns because when they started (first in the world as well) people didn’t like them. Robert Peel decided to make them glorified waiters to earn the peoples trust.

A pregnant woman can piss in the hat of a policeman if she needs to. They have to show there shoulder number at all times as well I think, if they don’t then they’re not in uniform so they’re not a policeman so they can’t arrest you then.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:59 am

Lashmar wrote:
Wing-Zero wrote:I mean, you're SWAT's performance at the Barcelona football game WAS a great act, but I'd still be inclined to pick a fight with an Brit "officer" a lot quicker than another country's law enforcement.


we don't have a SWAT. What football match are you on about though? :?


My three friends were in England these past few months and they watched a football game that was in Barcelona between Manchester United and some other priss Italian team, and whatever your active response unit of the police force is responded to it after some riots or some BS broke out.
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