If I go into the details it’s going to be a really long answer (of biblical proportions almost).
The UK is England (where I am), Scotland (money thieving bastards), Wales (should have paced themselves better on that Cole shouldn’t they) and Northern Ireland.
There are all pissed off that we beat them. Don’t really know why though.
If I ever go to a Celtic country (not (F-ing) likely
) I’m going to greet them like this just to see what they say:
`Good day sir, and of witch vanquished nation do you hail from?`
Just to see the look on there face. That would be worth it, clueless bastards at the best of times.