The Black Vault

Now all we gotta do is figure out who or what made "God" *bang*.

BTW, the "Big Bang" does suck, because there was no "bang." Sound cannot travel through a vacuum.

I guess the funny part is that the God does not exist theories are based on Science, and it was proabably a scientist who coined the phrase, Big Bang Theory. That is true however, and hard to imagine, it would all go down in complete silence.

Big Bang, shmig shmang.

Didn't happen, ain't logical, get back to the drawing board, Atheists.

Until someone can suspend a hand grenade in a vacuum and blow it up with the result being a planet or planets teaming with life in a synchronized, ordered harmonious system.... then it's a theory I won't be buying into.

frrostedman wrote:Big Bang, shmig shmang.

Didn't happen, ain't logical, get back to the drawing board, Atheists.

Until someone can suspend a hand grenade in a vacuum and blow it up with the result being a planet or planets teaming with life in a synchronized, ordered harmonious system.... then it's a theory I won't be buying into.

frrostedman wrote:Big Bang, shmig shmang.

Didn't happen, ain't logical, get back to the drawing board, Atheists.

So a magical being that just magically appeared out of nothing and then took out "His" magic wand to create everything is supposed to be more plausible? Sorry to break the news to ya', but it ain't.

And what "drawing board" should we get back to? An ancient book loaded with fairy tales and contradictions? A book where we have absolute zero evidence that any of the magical things in it actually happened?...that was written by ancient scientifically unsophisticated humans? Yeah, no thanks.

frrostedman wrote:Until someone can suspend a hand grenade in a vacuum and blow it up with the result being a planet or planets teaming with life in a synchronized, ordered harmonious system.... then it's a theory I won't be buying into.

Unless the bearded guy in the sky can come out of hiding and show us some magic tricks, the "Big Bang" or string theory is all anybody truly has to go on, as far as reality is concerned.

So a magical being that just magically appeared out of nothing and then took out "His" magic wand to create everything

no..not exactly..not a 'he' or and 'she'

consciousness became..and said, "I am"...then..stuff continued from THAT...

more like that....

DUH

bionic wrote:no..not exactly..not a 'he' or and 'she'

So it's a transvestite.

bionic wrote:consciousness became..and said, "I am"...

You're basically just repeating what I said -- that it magically appeared out of nothing.

event_horizon wrote:Unless the bearded guy in the sky can come out of hiding and show us some magic tricks, the "Big Bang" or string theory is all anybody truly has to go on, as far as reality is concerned.

Yep, and that's why I know the big bang or string theory is not all anyone has to go on.

What... oh... you mean God hasn't revealed His existence to you yet?

I guess that explains the defensiveness. I guess you feel left out? Maybe you feel like the poor kid who gets picked last on the kickball team?


Don't worry, EV. You'll have all the evidence you need and then some, soon enough.

frrostedman wrote:What... oh... you mean God hasn't revealed His existence to you yet?

Nope, I still have yet to see a revelation in my spaghetti.

frrostedman wrote:I guess that explains the defensiveness. I guess you feel left out? Maybe you feel like the poor kid who gets picked last on the kickball team?

I think somebody kicked that kickball into your noggin, and that's when you saw "God."

Gotta work on those reflexes.

frrostedman wrote:Don't worry, EV. You'll have all the evidence you need and then some, soon enough.

Am I supposed to be terrified?...like you are? Terrified that if I refuse to worship a sadistic tyrant, I'll be tortured?

Yeah, that's right -- bow down to your evilness.