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Postby mael » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:43 am

greeney2 wrote:This is a tough one, because non of the write their own speeches anymore. And none of them have the time to memorize one either. Whats worst, looking silling goofing up on the teleprompter or forgetting your speech totally from memory? Every time the president makes a speech, the news is criticing it word for word, and line by line. Forget or misplace one word and it can be a world wide issue.


Then presidents in the US today are not made of the right stuff. They aren't of a high enough calibre.

So even a monkey could be the president providing it can read from a screen? That's good enough for you, is it?
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:49 am

They’ve gone up market with this one. The old one could read so they’ve got one that could. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tairaa » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:04 pm

I'm sure he could read...

He just wasn't very good at demonstrating that, or articulating very well.


But on the plus side, he has provided a whole generation with gaffs, and I appreciate that contribution to the world.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:07 pm

I could figure out what part of that was the funniest, can we just have all of this appear on a BV greatest laughs post. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby pandasex » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:10 pm

BloodStone wrote:President Bush was always being sh*t on for his speeches.


At least he said it from the heart, not a screen. He was one of us, this new clown is not ,and never will be one of us.He is an elitists thru and thru. Just ask his wife. He's so busy trying to be the leader of the world and not the USA.






BloodStone...




he did that because he "cant read good"


im sorry u walked into that joke :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is descending into Bush Bashing lads. Bashing the new ones fine because bush had to put up with it but this is wrong now, we have 8 years of laughing at him and we still have new jokes left. :lol: :lol: :lol:

He’s a comedians dream. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby greeney2 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:37 pm

Then presidents in the US today are not made of the right stuff. They aren't of a high enough calibre.

So even a monkey could be the president providing it can read from a screen? That's good enough for you, is it?


Even a monkey is smart enough to not boil battery acid on the kitchen stove!
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Postby Tairaa » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:51 pm

Unless of course this monkey knew a thing or two about chemistry.

Do you have particularly indepth knowledge of the components and ingredients in an alkaline battery? So how could you know if it is safe to tinker with? Zinc and Manganese oxides or easily handled safely. I believe that the dangerous part is called Potassium Hydroxide, which, like any other chemical, can be handled with proper gear/equipment and appropriate method.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_hydroxide
Oh, after review it turns out to be the electrolyte, and is heavily basic thusly yes. This would be the dangerous one. It has a boiling point of 1200 something degrees celsius, and interestingly it has a melting point of about 420ºC, which means it isn't a liquid, and thus it is more then likely dissolved in something to act as the electrolyte.

With the information you can get off the internet, that websites like Wikipedia have, you can safely handle loads of harmful chemicals. Some you can't. If it gives off toxic vapour and has a low-enough flash point it can be quite difficult to handle, often costing lots of money for gear and equipment. Like Gasoline for instance, which has a low flash point, who's fumes are both carcinogenic and explosive.

It's all in how you look at it.
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Postby greeney2 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:54 pm

It's all in how you look at it.


This is one of Maelstroms hobbies he has talked about, boiling battery acid on his kitchen stove. Wikipedia can tell you all you need to know to be save, but what does it say when Momma waaps you upside the head with a frying pan, for stinking up her kitchen with car crap. :lol: They don't cover that part. :lol:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:33 pm

greeney2 wrote:
It's all in how you look at it.


This is one of Maelstroms hobbies he has talked about, boiling battery acid on his kitchen stove. Wikipedia can tell you all you need to know to be save, but what does it say when Momma waaps you upside the head with a frying pan, for stinking up her kitchen with car crap. :lol: They don't cover that part. :lol:


Elementary.

You keep her the hell away from your frying pans.
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