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Postby pandasex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:26 am

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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:39 am

The assassination bit was brilliant. Along with the kids bit (2:30):

Politicians hide behind three things. The flag, the bible and kids.

Other than that it was yank humour.



English humour:

`Panama, one canal; I’m not impressed we’ve got thousands… `

the bit after that I can’t type because it will ruin it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfhDK0kuy9E

And the bit about Canada. :lol: :lol:
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Postby pandasex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:59 am

Canada got screwed on that bit huh?




edit: i dare u to post Al Murray vs. America :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:03 pm

more of Al. 8-)

First part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXl_TyM ... re=related

just get to the last bit in that and then watch the lasy bit in the next.

This is the second part. Sorry for the skip but there’s not much I can do about that. I saw it on the telly and it skipped about 30 seconds I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xq1JtHvieY

4: 28:

Big bones... And great big fucking chunks of fucking flesh on them. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:05 pm

pandasex wrote:edit: i dare u to post Al Murray vs. America :lol:


Good girl. :D

that was comming next anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68


:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc47Wcso ... re=related
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Postby pandasex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:12 pm

is Al an international representative of Great Brittain??
:lol:


i think we should adopt how you guys treat fat ppl ....there might be less here than :lol:

are u guys really that mean to your fat ppl??
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:16 pm

Steve (the chunky monkey):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJZ5p6 ... re=related

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Just to let you know he really doesn't like the Germans, French, yanks, Spanish, Portuguese… let’s just shorten that down to anyone who isn’t British. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piw-Y_f6 ... re=related
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:17 pm

pandasex wrote:is Al an international representative of Great Brittain??
:lol:


i think we should adopt how you guys treat fat ppl ....there might be less here than :lol:

are u guys really that mean to your fat ppl??


no we're not that mean to the fat bastard but we also laugh at ourselves.

One sec and i get a good clip for you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:19 pm

Boris Johnson declares Wiff Waff is coming home:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix9kXIMVRM

go boris GO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

he is the real Mayor of london as well.

"Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner. We looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to play wiff waff. That is why London is the sporting capital of the world."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:31 pm

Boris is class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ecndZ0Ccc

he just got up and fucked off! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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