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Postby bionic » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:53 pm

I would have to be pretty desperate to have voluntarily sex on camera.
Hetero or homo.
Mind f-ing, that is a whole nuther story, though.
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Postby at1with0 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:42 pm

You learn the art of deflection.

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Postby bionic » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:49 pm

it would depend on my life's circumstances..how much would I NEED the money vs. how much do I wanna damage my kid/s

For every guy or gal I see in sexually explicit stuff, all I do is think of their kids or future kids having to deal with their friends mocking them ,"I saw your mom/dad doing it"
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What would you do if you threw a party and no one showed up?
What would you do if you threw an intimate gathering and it turned into a huge kegger party?
What would you do if any kinda party was outlawed?
What would you do if you discovered life was a party?
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Postby at1with0 » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:30 am

I'd probably decide to balance my checkbook.


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Postby bionic » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:51 am

enjoy the ride


What do you do if you recently realized you just might be a greedy, insatiable kinda creature?
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Postby at1with0 » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:03 am

I'd slake my thirst, more than likely.

What do you do if the only thing around to drink is cheap whine?
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Postby bionic » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:18 am

First of all, wine does not have to be expensive to be good. Secondly, not all expensive wines are even remotely good.
Also, and to add to all that, when you are digging into a huge bowl of pasta along with some crust French bread or some kinda stuff all you want to go with it is a nice glass of Riunite.
So there. Quit yer whining.
(there's always bourbon, right?)

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Postby at1with0 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:34 pm

You pretend everything is ok when it's really not. Far, far from it.



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Postby bionic » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:39 pm

you actually..finally..get real

What do you do if somebody, eventually calls you on your shite?
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Postby at1with0 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:45 pm

You probably just shrug it off.

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