The Black Vault

I would have to be pretty desperate to have voluntarily sex on camera.
Hetero or homo.
Mind f-ing, that is a whole nuther story, though.


What would you do if you discovered you were a dartboard?

You learn the art of deflection.

What do you do if you're offered a trillion dollars to do a gay sex scene on camera?

it would depend on my life's circumstances..how much would I NEED the money vs. how much do I wanna damage my kid/s

For every guy or gal I see in sexually explicit stuff, all I do is think of their kids or future kids having to deal with their friends mocking them ,"I saw your mom/dad doing it"


What would you do if you threw a party and no one showed up?
What would you do if you threw an intimate gathering and it turned into a huge kegger party?
What would you do if any kinda party was outlawed?
What would you do if you discovered life was a party?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2524ReXAaE

I'd probably decide to balance my checkbook.


What do you do if you're an "under the mattress" sort?

enjoy the ride


What do you do if you recently realized you just might be a greedy, insatiable kinda creature?

I'd slake my thirst, more than likely.

What do you do if the only thing around to drink is cheap whine?

First of all, wine does not have to be expensive to be good. Secondly, not all expensive wines are even remotely good.
Also, and to add to all that, when you are digging into a huge bowl of pasta along with some crust French bread or some kinda stuff all you want to go with it is a nice glass of Riunite.
So there. Quit yer whining.
(there's always bourbon, right?)

What do yah do if you kinda feel, like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place?

You pretend everything is ok when it's really not. Far, far from it.



What do you do if you're really not that good at pretending?

you actually..finally..get real

What do you do if somebody, eventually calls you on your shite?

You probably just shrug it off.

What do you do if both collar bones are broken yet you still want to shrug it off?