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Postby at1with0 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:48 pm

Rule the rule.

What do you do if you're toast?
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Postby bionic » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:42 pm

say "cheers"

What do you do if you come across a beautiful, talented, brilliant woman who refuses to love herself and see herself for the magical thing she is?
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Postby at1with0 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:49 am

Um, do what I always do: listen to loud and obnoxious music.

What do you do if everything gets inverted?
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Postby bionic » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:59 am

begin to get diizy and takes some dramamine

What do you do if all you ever get is the carrot or the stick?
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Postby at1with0 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:38 pm

Oh you chase the carrot until you are done with chasing carrots.

What do you do if you never get done with chasing carrots?
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Postby bionic » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:18 am

get the stick
:shock:

What do you do if sticks and stones might break your bones?
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Postby at1with0 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:05 pm

Wear a body-sized condom.


What do you do if it doesn't quite...um...fit?
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Postby bionic » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:22 pm

:shock:
when there's a will, there's a way
:mrgreen:
you get imaginatavite
8-)
innovation
:P

What do you think of Mars?
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Postby at1with0 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:30 pm

Not much, really.

What do you do if you're stranded on Mars with profound amnesia?
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Postby frrostedman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:43 pm

at1with0 wrote:Not much, really.

What do you do if you're stranded on Mars with profound amnesia?

You slowly build pressure from the inside and bloat up with bulging eyes, until hopefully someone establishes and atmosphere real quick so you can return to normal with no side effects. And then, you would familiarize yourself with your surroundings and seek total recall.

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