The Black Vault

Rule the rule.

What do you do if you're toast?

say "cheers"

What do you do if you come across a beautiful, talented, brilliant woman who refuses to love herself and see herself for the magical thing she is?

Um, do what I always do: listen to loud and obnoxious music.

What do you do if everything gets inverted?

begin to get diizy and takes some dramamine

What do you do if all you ever get is the carrot or the stick?

Oh you chase the carrot until you are done with chasing carrots.

What do you do if you never get done with chasing carrots?

get the stick


What do you do if sticks and stones might break your bones?

Wear a body-sized condom.


What do you do if it doesn't quite...um...fit?

when there's a will, there's a way

you get imaginatavite

innovation


What do you think of Mars?

Not much, really.

What do you do if you're stranded on Mars with profound amnesia?

at1with0 wrote:Not much, really.

What do you do if you're stranded on Mars with profound amnesia?

You slowly build pressure from the inside and bloat up with bulging eyes, until hopefully someone establishes and atmosphere real quick so you can return to normal with no side effects. And then, you would familiarize yourself with your surroundings and seek total recall.



What would you do if you were offered $100,000 to do a gay sex scene on camera?