The Black Vault

at1with0 wrote:You get a job as a delivery personnel and when they trust you enough to drive their cargo, steal a truck full of Klondike bars, a near lifetime supply.

Then blow up the Klondike factories so no one but you will ever enjoy them again.


What do you do if you have a recipe but lack all the ingredients?

Roll a dead guy in the alley, take the money to buy the ingredients, buy the ingredients, make the recipe, and then let it burn on the stove, forgotten... while you play yourself into a stupor leveling up your Rift character.


What would you do if you were going down a 1 way road in the pouring rain, traveling at 60 mph with low visibility due to fog, and you noticed up in the clearance a big bloated possum was sitting in the middle of the road, and Obama was on the shoulder, realizing that you could avoid one, but not both?

Let me answer that. Punch the accelerator and turn the steering wheel gently clockwise about 20 degrees. I'm all about protecting innocent animals.

What do you do if it becomes more than a game?

It's always a game, even when it's not.

What would you do if you found out that nothing you could ever do would stop God from loving you?

You seek out the more colorful ways God has of expressing its love, like raining frogs or something.


What do you do if you're trapped in a sinking automobile?

it depends am I alone..or is me family in the car with me?
if my family was there, I'd do what I could to try and save us all
if alone
smash a window and get out..
or die and go to the light..which is another way of getting out, if you think about it

What do you do when presented with an impossible scenario?

You be you.

What if it is impossible to be you?

then.. I guess I'll just be you

um..
Who are you, again??? What to do with that?

I am many things. A dabbler.

What do you do if the universe has a heart attack?

Give it an aspirin, and get it to the emergency room STAT..that's what they say to do if you have a heart attack

What would you do if you had a bad heart or no heart at all, how would you genuinely live, not be alive, but live?