or a urinary tract infection..
drink cranberry juice, use salve (and yet the tenderness, sickly, adds to the pleasure, a bit)
What do you do if you've fallen and you can't get up?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams