The Black Vault

take a benadryl

How to handle someone that is full of shite?

Ignore them.

What do you do if you don't know how to ignore someone?

Fake it.

If you have an itch, should you scratch it?

Always.

What if you scratch so much you get scabs?

or a urinary tract infection..
drink cranberry juice, use salve (and yet the tenderness, sickly, adds to the pleasure, a bit)

What do you do if you've fallen and you can't get up?

That happened to me once. You simply ask the aliens you made you fall to help you get up.

What do you do if your mind is racing?

Point the starting gun at it and pull the trigger.

What do you do if your nose is running?

take a sudafed

What would you do for a klondike bar? (it 's weak, but it had to be done)

You get a job as a delivery personnel and when they trust you enough to drive their cargo, steal a truck full of Klondike bars, a near lifetime supply.

Then blow up the Klondike factories so no one but you will ever enjoy them again.


What do you do if you have a recipe but lack all the ingredients?

you improvise

Why would you want to blow up the klondike factory? You have your supply.
Go enjoy it.
What did a klondike bar ever do to you?