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Postby bionic » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:40 am

take a benadryl

How to handle someone that is full of shite?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
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Postby at1with0 » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:36 am

Ignore them.

What do you do if you don't know how to ignore someone?
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby bionic » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:38 pm

Fake it.

If you have an itch, should you scratch it?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
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Postby at1with0 » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:07 am

Always.

What if you scratch so much you get scabs?
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Postby bionic » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:27 am

or a urinary tract infection..
drink cranberry juice, use salve (and yet the tenderness, sickly, adds to the pleasure, a bit)

What do you do if you've fallen and you can't get up?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby at1with0 » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:14 am

That happened to me once. 8-) You simply ask the aliens you made you fall to help you get up.

What do you do if your mind is racing?
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby frrostedman » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:37 am

Point the starting gun at it and pull the trigger.

What do you do if your nose is running?
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Postby bionic » Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:34 pm

take a sudafed

What would you do for a klondike bar? (it 's weak, but it had to be done)
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby at1with0 » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:27 pm

You get a job as a delivery personnel and when they trust you enough to drive their cargo, steal a truck full of Klondike bars, a near lifetime supply.

Then blow up the Klondike factories so no one but you will ever enjoy them again.


What do you do if you have a recipe but lack all the ingredients?
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Postby bionic » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:07 pm

you improvise

Why would you want to blow up the klondike factory? You have your supply.
Go enjoy it.
What did a klondike bar ever do to you?
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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