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Postby bionic » Thu May 27, 2010 9:18 pm

Saw this today and thought of Tigger..had to share.
http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/ ... oat/Detail
I'm definately getting this t-shirt
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:12 am

yep.those.bastards.did.it.again...they.took.my.space.bar...
i.went.into.my.bedroom.to.roll.a.joint...
and.when.i.got.back...
i.saw.the.space.bar.on.my.keyboard...
floating.through.the.air...
and.then.disappearing.right.through.the.wall..
and.into.a.bizarre.looking.craft.shaped.like.Mitt.Romney's.prostate.gland
...i.reported.the.abduction.to.Mufon...
they're.sending.an.investigator...
a.guy.in.Nevada.reported.a.similar.event.involving.his.Backspace.button....hmmmm...
Keyboard/Alien.Hybrids???...those.sick.twisted.cosmic.freaks...:wtf:
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:57 am

i.have.so.many.important.things.to.share
but.using.the.Period.key.instead.of.the.Spacebar.key
triggers.me.into.an.altered.state.of.consciousness
wherein.a.group.of.disgruntled.Bulgarian.mimes.
loudly.wait.in.ambush

do.i.kill.them.all?
or.just.go.out.and.buy.another.cheap.keyboard.from.the.Dollar.Store... :?

ps...why.couldn't.the.Aliens.just.abduct.the.F12.key?
ya.know.what.i.mean?....seriously...now.i.have.to.remote.sense.their.location
steal.a.ride.from.Area51
shoot.their.craft.down
and.rummage.through.the.debris.for.my.spacebar
what.a.pain.in.the.ass
valuable.time.i.could.be.spending.rewriting.the.words.
to.the.Canadian.National.Anthem...or.painting.socks.on.my.legs... :boohoo:
"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlihan
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Postby at1with0 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:01 am

That's a lot of periods.

Isn't there like, a little button underneath the spacebar you can use instead of a period?
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:11 am

At1wrote
Isn't there like, a little button underneath the spacebar you can use instead of a period?

is.it.shaped.like.a.clitoris???
would.i.have.to.lick.it.to.operate.it???
just.sayin...i.don't.want.my.mouth.touching.any.part.of.my.keyboard
without.an.OSHA/HazMat.inspection.team.giving.me.the.green.light... :silent:
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Postby at1with0 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:53 am

Clitoris? What's that??
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:17 pm

At1.wrote
Clitoris?...whats.that?

Disclaimer:intended.for.mature.mushroom.eating.adults.only


Image

Source:Mayo.Clinic


ps...welcome.back.At1... :clap:

pss...At1.never.left.wacko.you.did... :oops:
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:10 pm

Sweet.kisses.and.warm.hugs.to.Bionic... :D

i.miss.and.luvya.sister
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Postby at1with0 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:27 pm

I got a question for you, since you already answered the great infamous "what's the sound of 30 hands clapping" question...

What happens to Pinocchio's nose when he utters the statement "My nose will grow"???
"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby NativeAlien » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:11 pm

his.nose.will.turn.black.and.grow.12.inches.
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