St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
A father watched
his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected
on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing
the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her
He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?' she asked.
her father replied.
'What do you call
the spider on top?' she asked.
a Daddy Longlegs,'
her father answered.
'So, the other one
is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared
with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear.
Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl,
looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot
and stomped them flat. .
'Well, she said, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that
sh*t in Texas '.
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