WARNING: This post contains blasphemous adult content and language condemned by the Catholic Church...Viewing recommended for Immature Atheist Audiences OnlyFather O'Brien has a dirty little secret....he never bathes alone.Meet Father O'Brien's
...hey dope pass the soap
....chill Bro...i'm still scrubbin bingo chips from my crotch
...i've noticed regular tap water lacks the cleansing power of Holy Water...but then again it doesn't melt the flesh off my bones either.
....this ain't right we're usin up all the hot water..save some for the Padre
....i told ya a million fuckin times we are the Padre numbnuts..you're such a doubting Thomas
...are you sure none of us have the same color hair...and you got tiny horns made out of what appears to be...raw pus oozin rectal flesh
...let's not have that ridiculous argument again...lets all just lay back and soak...pretend we're floatin on an Inner Tube at Typhoon Lagoon in Disney.
...hey where's my great white shark squeaky toy?
...i shoved it up the Padre's butt, the poor bastard thinks he constipated...is he in for a spiritual awakening when the Ex Lax kicks in
...why are you always doing mean things to the Padre
...why ya always lustin after Sister Illuminati and Unibrow Jimmy the UPS delivery guy Slut tard?
...good point...i don't know if i'm cut out to be an imaginary Priest... the celibacy thing really makes loving everyone difficult without feeling intense guilt and shame
...i must admit Sister Illuminati is kinda hot for a Nun but the UPS guy's face looks like the wheels of his truck backed over it accidentally a hundred times
...really? i think he looks like the new James Bond guy...Vin Diesel..or is it Jimmy Fallon...whatever...who's gonna say morning Mass? it's not my turn again is it? that old lady who sits in the front pew with the blue hair and drool on her chin freaks me out.
....i'll do it...i need a good laugh...i'll have those wretched souls, sittin, kneelin and standin all at the same time...i'll betcha 20 genuflections and 5 Praise the Lords they storm out before the reading of the Gospel
...i'll betcha 50 of each that God awful choir does it sooner...for the life of me i don't know why the Pope just doesn't excommunicate those Milli Vanilli frauds and put em out of their misery...sounds like a Kansas City slaughterhouse around here on Sunday
....yeah seriously what makes ordinary people think they can sing like Susan Boyle?
...the same thing that makes Father O'Brien think he's normal...good old fashion motherfuckin Bible thumpin pass the collection plate... denial(Disclaimer: This post doesn't reflect the views or beliefs of Black Vault or of Native Alien himself)