The Black Vault

Saw this today and thought of Tigger..had to share.
http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/ ... oat/Detail
I'm definately getting this t-shirt

yep.those.bastards.did.it.again...they.took.my.space.bar...
i.went.into.my.bedroom.to.roll.a.joint...
and.when.i.got.back...
i.saw.the.space.bar.on.my.keyboard...
floating.through.the.air...
and.then.disappearing.right.through.the.wall..
and.into.a.bizarre.looking.craft.shaped.like.Mitt.Romney's.prostate.gland
...i.reported.the.abduction.to.Mufon...
they're.sending.an.investigator...
a.guy.in.Nevada.reported.a.similar.event.involving.his.Backspace.button....hmmmm...
Keyboard/Alien.Hybrids???...those.sick.twisted.cosmic.freaks...

i.have.so.many.important.things.to.share
but.using.the.Period.key.instead.of.the.Spacebar.key
triggers.me.into.an.altered.state.of.consciousness
wherein.a.group.of.disgruntled.Bulgarian.mimes.
loudly.wait.in.ambush

do.i.kill.them.all?
or.just.go.out.and.buy.another.cheap.keyboard.from.the.Dollar.Store...

ps...why.couldn't.the.Aliens.just.abduct.the.F12.key?
ya.know.what.i.mean?....seriously...now.i.have.to.remote.sense.their.location
steal.a.ride.from.Area51
shoot.their.craft.down
and.rummage.through.the.debris.for.my.spacebar
what.a.pain.in.the.ass
valuable.time.i.could.be.spending.rewriting.the.words.
to.the.Canadian.National.Anthem...or.painting.socks.on.my.legs...

That's a lot of periods.

Isn't there like, a little button underneath the spacebar you can use instead of a period?

At1wrote
Isn't there like, a little button underneath the spacebar you can use instead of a period?

is.it.shaped.like.a.clitoris???
would.i.have.to.lick.it.to.operate.it???
just.sayin...i.don't.want.my.mouth.touching.any.part.of.my.keyboard
without.an.OSHA/HazMat.inspection.team.giving.me.the.green.light...

Clitoris? What's that??

At1.wrote
Clitoris?...whats.that?

Disclaimer:intended.for.mature.mushroom.eating.adults.only




Source:Mayo.Clinic


ps...welcome.back.At1...

pss...At1.never.left.wacko.you.did...

Sweet.kisses.and.warm.hugs.to.Bionic...

i.miss.and.luvya.sister

I got a question for you, since you already answered the great infamous "what's the sound of 30 hands clapping" question...

What happens to Pinocchio's nose when he utters the statement "My nose will grow"???

his.nose.will.turn.black.and.grow.12.inches.