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Re: Random Humor Thread

Here's an old one...posted it a few years ago... re-posting for your enjoyment, The Cuckoo Clock The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed too quickly and the beers went down way too e...
by Lightwolf
Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:54 am
 
Forum: The "Off-Topic" Members Lounge
Topic: Random Humor Thread
Replies: 1545
Views: 38508

Re: Random Humor Thread

Guy goes to see his Doctor for a consultation Walks into the doctors office and sits down several minutes pass while the Doctor, sitting at his desk, looks through the medical reports Doctor suddenly looks up and says "You're going to have to stop masturbating" "Why?" says the Gu...
by Lightwolf
Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:31 am
 
Forum: The "Off-Topic" Members Lounge
Topic: Random Humor Thread
Replies: 1545
Views: 38508

Re: Something looks different....

Is "Something Looks Different" the new NEW format?


AWESOME! :clap:
by Lightwolf
Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:13 am
 
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Something looks different....
Replies: 6
Views: 385

Re: Who is the most wealthy comedian?

En-Lugal wrote:Is it Obama? His platform is still a joke!

*badum-tish*



:lol: No argument here!




Lightwolf
by Lightwolf
Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:09 am
 
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Who is the most wealthy comedian?
Replies: 4
Views: 396

Wha hoppen!!

Holy Spit! Gone just a couple days and the WHOLE BV world CHANGES! MY EYES!!! ... So dang BRIGHT! (and that sure as HELL is not me) BACK IN HOSPITAL! oh......whew....just my room... *GASP* My fish!... Dipshit!..... THERE you are! :o ...oh boy.... so THAT'S where you jumped to! :shock: haven't worn t...
by Lightwolf
Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:10 am
 
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Wha hoppen!!
Replies: 3
Views: 275

Re: Nostradamus - The Lost Quatrain - Blue Edition

Apparently... you knuckleheads aren't done with this "end of the earth" bullshit...let me ask you...whatever you is... why were the Mayans wrong? wasn't the earth supposed to implode, or explode, on dec. 21, 2012? well here it is almost a year later...just another day...Der did it occur to...
by Lightwolf
Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:52 pm
 
Forum: Religion & Spirituality
Topic: Nostradamus - The Lost Quatrain - Blue Edition
Replies: 4
Views: 1202

Re: 1,000,000 post thread

Thanks at1 :D
by Lightwolf
Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:37 am
 
Forum: The "Off-Topic" Members Lounge
Topic: 1,000,000 post thread
Replies: 3044
Views: 74336

Re: 1,000,000 post thread

Silence I stand on a mountain top and gaze toward the east as the gray fingers of Dawn slip silently over the horizon as I stand there, bathed in the golden radiance of solitude, wondering, glorifying in the beauty I behold I close my eyes open my ears, my mind, and ponder the true meaning of silenc...
by Lightwolf
Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:34 am
 
Forum: The "Off-Topic" Members Lounge
Topic: 1,000,000 post thread
Replies: 3044
Views: 74336

Re: Let's Stop Unfairly Profiling Muslim Men!

Three years old and it still pisses me off...



Lightwolf
by Lightwolf
Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:03 am
 
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Let's Stop Unfairly Profiling Muslim Men!
Replies: 74
Views: 4927

Re: Random Humor Thread

Uhhhhh.... :shock: Nice doggy! :shock:
by Lightwolf
Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:56 am
 
Forum: The "Off-Topic" Members Lounge
Topic: Random Humor Thread
Replies: 1545
Views: 38508
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