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Postby at1with0 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:12 pm

"it is easy to grow crazy"
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Postby WarAngel » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:39 pm

bionic wrote:Hmmf!!
Bad robot!!!

You like me this way. :twisted: ;)

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A teacher wrote on the blackboard "i ain't had no fun in months," then asked "how do i correct this?" A little boy replied "you get a new boyfriend."

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A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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A man was in the restaurant having a meal when he suddenly realized that he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so he timed his gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, the man started to feel better. He finished my coffee, looked up and noticed that everybody was staring at him....

Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
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Postby WarAngel » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:58 pm

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Postby bionic » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:55 pm

I love Data!!
You guys , all that was wickedly funny.
:lol:
My favorite vampire (well, he's from Transelvania, anyway)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJp ... re=related
(actually, I think he was an alien)
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby WarAngel » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:29 pm

bionic wrote:My favorite vampire (well, he's from Transelvania, anyway)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJp ... re=related
(actually, I think he was an alien)

And somewhere in his grave Vlad Țepeș weeps.

Also the clip got me thinking. Where does a gay vampire bite his victims? :think:

Anyhoo:

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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Teacher: Stand up if you think your stupid.
*One boy stands up*
Teacher: So you think your stupid?
Boy: No I just didn't want you standing up all by yourself.

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Two people are sitting at a bar drinking, one of them turns to the other and says

"You arent irish by any chance are you?"
"Why yes I am",replied the other man
"Fancy that! Where abouts in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin"
"Cool Me 2"
"Really, where did you graduate?"
"St Marys"
"Me too!! What year?"
"1986"
"Oh my God! So did i!"

The bar man sighed "Its going to be a long night...The O Malley twins are drunk again."
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Postby bionic » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:22 am

:lol:
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Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby bionic » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:37 pm

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby WarAngel » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:39 am

INSTALLING SPRING...
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Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Season not found. Season "Spring" cannot be located. The season you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable in WNY. Please try again.
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Postby DIss0n80r » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:39 am

:lol:
"I can conceive of nothing in religion, science, or philosophy, that is anything more than the proper thing to wear, for a while." ~ Charles Fort
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Postby bionic » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:29 am

:lol:
:shock:
I actually woke up to some snow on the ground today
:wtf:
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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