Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"The Earth is bi-polar. I am too!"
"Smoking kills, unless you kill first."
"It's time to smoke the smokers."
"It's a revolution out there and frankly it's time to start choping off some heads."
- Radio X DJ "Sage"
"It ain't work'n, beat it with a wrench."
- Random voice
"Ain't this what they mean by car pool?"
- CJ while car jacking in the rain
"Now I got to steal another car."
- The guy who just got car jacked
I wonder if the wrench idea works with hookers?