Your Homer Simpson quote remidned me of one of my favorite Simpsons, Halloween shows
The one in which the devil turns Homer's head into a doughnut and he can;t stop snacking on himself.
A couple Jack Handey quotes..
-If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”-
-It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don’t tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.-
-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.-
“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.”
― William S. Burroughs
(love&forgive yourself..and everyone else)