The Black Vault

Your Homer Simpson quote remidned me of one of my favorite Simpsons, Halloween shows
The one in which the devil turns Homer's head into a doughnut and he can;t stop snacking on himself.

funny

anyhoo

A couple Jack Handey quotes..
-If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”-

-It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don’t tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.-

-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.-

bionic wrote:-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.-

Nothing wrong with a little preemptive strike.

"They drew first blood"
-Rambo, 'First Blood'
(that's actually one of my most favorite quotes/lines)

*shudders*

Not directly because of your post but something it reminds me of.

"What's the world's greatest lie?... It's this: that at a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate.", Paulo Coelho

"All that you behold, tho' it appears Without, it is Within,

In your Imagination, of which this World of Mortality is but a Shadow."

-- William Blake.

ooh, that's a good one.

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.”
-Albert Einstein

I agree with Einstein.

yeah..he was a smart one
my quotes..
"mmmm, beer"
"hmmm, doughnut"
-Homer Simpson

I want to get doughnuts and dip them in beer (like cookies and milk)

I have the beer half of that arrangement...