by WarAngel » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:30 am
"Some people ask me if the scotch I drink on stage is real. Yes. So are the hangovers. That's why I'm not a "morning club" comedian."
- Ron "Tater Salad" White
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency,first by inflation,then by deflation,the banks and corporations that will grow around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
— Thomas Jefferson
“It’s better to kill people with kindness than with real bullets, just in the probable jail time alone.”
- Mark (Shoeboxblog)
"There are no great men. Just great challenges which ordinary men, out of necessity, are forced by circumstances to meet."
— Admiral William F. "Bull" Halsey
“If I had a time machine, I'd let other people worry about saving Abraham Lincoln. I'd tell my young self to eat more Pixie Stix.”
– Homer Simpson
"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent."
- Thomas Jefferson
What if it were true?