Indeed, code black. And then there is just the simple knowledge we all have, that leaders across the globe--all of whom have access to countless secrets our eyes will never gleen--all agree that Al Qaeda is real.
When someone submits a conspiracy theory that implicates the entire leadership of all the world, I have to call BS on it until I see more than just pixels on an LCD computer screen supporting it. A
lot more.
And I love these conspiracy theorists who just blanketly write you off as "pissing in the pool" if you don't eat up what they say lock, stock, and barrel.

In fact, "conspiracy theorist" is too noble a term to describe most of the ones frequenting the bv.
It's like you go on about your day and everything is pretty much gone to crap but it all makes sense to a large degree. Then you click on the bv shortcut and all the sudden a portal opens up and a bunch of lunatic wackos come pouring out. I've been all over the net the last few months and have taken part in several discussion forums and they are
nothing like this place. It keeps me coming back, but in a dark, morbid way. Sorta like the old days when people would go to the circus to see the freaks. It wasn't because they just loved the freaks... it was more about the spectacle of the whole thing. Very strange, all this.
*raises a coffee mug to the bv*
edit:
Wow, is it time for another rant? Sorry.
[rant]But I'm now remembering all the assinine conspiracy theories pouring through here like a flood, when Bush was president. Remember Computer Guy's 5,000 page thread about how the government was taking control of us all by gunpoint, starting with some idiot in New Hampshire who wouldn't pay his taxes? I mean, all this CRAP that gets spewed all over our screens--bug-eyed, screaming chicken littles telling us that Bush was going to force himself upon us as a fascist dictator and stay in power beyond his 8 year term... all that stuff... it just... disappears into the horizon. The theories and many times the members, just float away into the haze of the past, to be forgotten and then replaced. Replaced with new conspiracy crap forcibly projectile vomited upon us by new members. Or is it old loons with new names, who knows. Heck, I'm an old loon with a new name so I can't say much about that anyway.
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