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Postby Mr_Headshot » Mon May 18, 2009 11:22 pm

What type of reading material (or games, or anything) do you have at your toilet? Most people have something or other, playboy for example.

I have some issues of "Wierd Tales" and a couple comic books including the green lantern and Brian Lumley's Necroscope issue 2.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 12:33 am

This has got to be the strangest topic on the B.V. :? :lol:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Tue May 19, 2009 2:37 am

I don´t read in toilets...
I just sh*t and get over it... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 2:47 am

there is a joke in here somewhere. Give me a sec and I'll think of it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 2:49 am

I’ve got one.


What do you like to read when you’re unable to go properly?

The labor government’s latest policy, it’s full of sh*t!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Tue May 19, 2009 2:50 am

:lol: :mrgreen:

Right on the pampers sh*t. :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 2:52 am

we need more of these. :lol:
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Postby shadowfx » Tue May 19, 2009 4:33 am

Ha.. growing up we always had the Uncle John's Bathroom Reading Guide.
Tons of usless facts in it.
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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 4:48 am

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Postby Dark-Samus » Tue May 19, 2009 4:50 am

What we need is pampers,
Oh the pampers, happy campers,
Oh wait I see some hamsters who also needs pampers,
Let´s sing the pampers song,
then we will all come along,
Oh yeah that´s the stuff,
Forever yours...with the pampers...

Just some poetry I just made up in 1 second :lol: :lol: :lol:
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